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I RUN THIS PLACE...YA HEAR!

What can I say except that the other animals of the house love me! I am the best looking, best kisser, most stuck-up, spoiled cat on the face of this earth. I could go out and kill someone, drag him or her home and still get dinner! The humans have no idea what goes on in the mind of a genius, me, at any given time.

I have been told that I have a disorder that is hard to get rid of--it is called C.K.S. The actual medical term is Crazy Kitten Syndrome. What this affects: my head, my meowing at nothing at the door and windows, my running aimlessly at night waking everyone-including the dead. The only cure for this disease is, well...I am not telling! Then I would have to quit being so darn cute and we don't want that to happen, now do we--NO!

I am the youngest of the animals of MY house, but I run this joint, ya hear!? I am 2 years old going on kitten "Love me, hug me, hold me, kiss me"...suckers!

Did I tell you that I wear a disguise? oh yeah...I am actually a super hero called "Gizmo-Roo the Crackhead." I fight crime and smoke crack on the side. You think this grey on my head and back are real? Nope, just a cape and mask. I don't want anyone to know what I really look like!

If anyone out there thinks they are cuter than me, we are going to fight! I don't mess about when it comes to my beautiful looks; I will bury you alive!

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The camera loves me:
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